On da 'roids

Tuesday night I thought I was on the mend from this flu. Then I woke up at 2 a.m. incapable of breathing. Took a puff -- as that usually does the trick -- and went back to sleep. Woke up at 4 a.m., again with the no-breathing. It got old. So off I went to the doctor, who hooked me up with this awesome steroid inhaler. I can now breathe again. I just hope my testicles don't wither too much.

Dare I say again -- I'm on the mend?